The World's Oldest DildoLong before the Shroud of Turin or an Antikythera Mechanism drawn up swamped with sea-rust, ![]() nearly three hundred centuries before Tutankhamun's death mask, this polished siltstone relic ![]() found its way into a German cave. Sure, it's worth a snicker, imagining Ice Age couples with sex toys, ![]() but still it strikes me as quaint— hunched shoulders carefully sanding out every potential snag, a mate ![]() smirking across the campfire, a hide hung over the cave-mouth. How to know that the wind outside ![]() would go on howling that way, so many ages of chariots and gore? That the stars were just stars, ![]() that no gods hurled the lightning or left berries under the ice? Let's give it a test run, one of them said ![]() in a series of Ice Age grunts, and through no miracle but their own, they crafted heat to melt the glaciers. |
|
||||
Copyright © 1999 – 2024 Juked |
![]() |