The Bear Jumped Over the Cow Saloon


It's lunar eclipse night
A large frog and a small bear team up
The sky is spotty
And the room is smoky

A large frog and a small bear team up
Some regulars share a Cuban
And the room is smoky
The frog is wearing his tux as usual

Some regulars share a Cuban
The bear is on his second Hennessy
The frog is wearing his tux as usual
The fox with the murkin has introduced the two

The bear is on his second Hennessy
He's commiserating with the gay parrot
The fox with the murkin has introduced the two
The parrot has a lisp and won't shut up

He's commiserating with the gay parrot
At this point the frog is getting tipsy
The parrot has a lisp and won't shut up
The fox is going to auction off his murkin

At this point the frog is getting tipsy
The bear ordered a round of honey tequila shots for all
The fox is going to auction off his murkin
The seahorse on the end stool complains, 'tastes like salt water'

The bear orders a round of honey tequila shots for all
The frog is about to get naked
The seahorse on the end stool complains, 'tastes like salt water'
The goat shows up, he's already hammered

The frog is about to get naked
It's lunar eclipse night
The frog is shooting roman candles from his ass
The sky is spotty  
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